Dear American Airlines
How much do I love you when you let me use upgrades and snag a seat in first class?
So much. I’m totally ready to give you an ID bracelet or doodle your initials entwined with mine on the cover of a spiral notebook.
Your first class cookies remind me of the soft-centered, chocolate cakes I used to bake in my Easy-Bake oven.
Economy class seating would be so much better if there were warm cookies. Soft, melty chocolate chip treats would inspire people to be better travelers, don’t you think?
In case you’re looking for me on my next flight…I’ll be the cookie-lovin’ person seated in economy looking hopeful and hungry.
xo - fat pig in the market
